Friday, March 1, 2013

Taking Back Home (Caralta) - 03

Tei sat down heavily in the chair across from Makoto’s desk, staring flatly across the desk at Makoto. Makoto set down the letters he’d been reading, slowly looking up. He needed to send a servant to collect lunch for them soon, because otherwise Daichi would start pelting him with things again like he had the last few days when Makoto had gotten too involved in working and forgotten to eat.

“Yes, Tei?” Makoto asked mildly, glancing over to where Daichi and Ryota were sitting, having made the couch their permanent station. Daichi was asleep again – he tended to doze off a lot, even with Makoto making an effort to let them sleep longer. Ryota just looked bored, running his hand through Daichi’s hair slowly. Daichi had a small smile on his lips, so either he was pretending or he was dreaming pleasantly.

“Cleanup’s nearly done, except a few areas you need to take care of.” Tei jerked his thumb towards the adjoining study, where Shiro had conducted most of his business.

“It can wait.” Makoto frowned, not at all pleased with the prospect of spending a day or so going through Shiro’s office.

“It can’t.” Tei refuted, frowning. “Festering magic is a bad thing, especially when it’s of the kind Shiro was performing.”

“I know.” Makoto sighed, staring thoughtfully at the door into Shiro’s office. The other entrance had been barricaded off, and warded besides. This one was lightly warded, and even still Makoto could see the growing malevolence of the energies left inside. He could… maybe today. “How are we doing this?”

“My mages are drained, ‘Koto.” Tei sighed, making a discrete gesture back towards the twins. “And Emi’s caught the plague, though she should be fine in a day or two.”

“I have daylong guards.” Makoto raised his eyebrows. “If you want to take Kei, Jinsu and Taiki and use them for other things. Daichi’s recovered enough that he can take care of any threat long enough for reinforcements.”

“I don’t know.” Tei frowned. “I’ll think about it. For now they stay. You’ll need to be doing Shiro’s bedroom as well, though most of that is simple blood spatter.”

“Lovely.” Makoto sighed, wondering how much Daichi and Ryota would pester him if he skipped lunch. He wasn’t feeling very hungry anymore.

“A lot.” Daichi grumbled, squinting at him without lifting his head from Ryota’s lap. Makoto fought a smile, amused as usual and Daichi just shut his eyes. Ryota didn’t stop combing through Daichi’s hair, looking almost casual but for the tenseness in his shoulders.

“I can probably start this afternoon.” Makoto decided, glancing down at his desk for a long moment. “Tomorrow, worst case.”

“Good.” Tei declared, standing up. “I need to go organize some new recruits.”

“Don’t be too rough.” Makoto muttered distractedly, shifting piles of papers. If Shiro’s office was as bad as he thought it was going to be… well, he should have the rest of the day cleared for that, and probably some of tomorrow, for Shiro’s rooms. There were too many things in those places that would require his touch to deactivate.

“What are you doing?” Daichi inquired, padding across the room to peer at his desk. Makoto blinked at him for a moment, watching Ryota follow.

“Making sure I have nothing pressing.” Makoto replied, setting aside Fuhiro’s latest letter. They were coming almost daily, with the food supplies, and it really was very good that some sectors of the country had managed a surplus this year. “If you want, you can order lunch in.” Makoto gestured to the bell pull, and Daichi nodded agreeably, wandering across the room to the rope.

Both he and Ryota looked a lot better with new clothes, something he’d had the chatelaine dig out for them after the third day of them wearing the same clothes (and there’d been a pleasant trip to the bath where he’d learned that Daichi was much more modest than Ryota and that the twins could indeed splash enough water out of the hot water pool to coat the floor).

Daichi tugged on the bell pull, and Ryota frowned down at the acceptance letter one of the merchants had sent back, effusive and thrilled about being chosen for the council.

“What’s this about Shiro’s rooms?” Ryota asked after a moment when Makoto did nothing but shift his piles of papers around (into three piles – immediate attention, tomorrow’s attention, and much further in the future attention).

“Shiro left traps and spells, keyed only to him.” Makoto shrugged. “I can break them, but the other mages can’t.”

“You can’t leave them?” Ryota frowned, glancing fretfully at the office next door. He probably saw with more clarity than Makoto did, since his mage sight was a lot stronger.

“Shiro’s energy festers.” Makoto sighed, watching as Daichi wandered back over. “We can’t leave it too much longer or it will be dangerous to dispel.”

“Even more dangerous.” Daichi interpreted, and Makoto nodded, pausing as someone knocked politely.

“Come in.”

A young woman in a page’s uniform slipped in, dropping a bow and waiting anxiously. She was one of the newer recruits the chatelaine had found, so at least the anxiety was because of the newness of her position and not anything to do with Daichi and Ryota.

“Run to the kitchens please, and get enough for four of whatever the cook is preparing for lunch.” Makoto ordered, smiling a little as the page bowed again.

“Right away sir.” She offered a tentative smile back before slipping out the door.

“Four?” Daichi asked, confused as he leaned against the desk.

“In case you’re still hungry.” Makoto replied, smothering his amusement a little. Daichi flushed, because Makoto had noticed yesterday that the twins had both cleaned their plates. “Otherwise they’ll just take it back, no harm done.”

“How dangerous is this cleaning?” Ryota asked, not distracted. Makoto shrugged, leaning back in his seat.

“Dangerous enough.” Makoto shrugged. He didn’t really know, but it would probably be worse than dispelling their shackles had been, especially in Shiro’s office.

“Are we helping?” Daichi asked, wide-eyed as he turned to stare at the office. His face paled a little, and Makoto sighed, frowning a little.

“Tei suggested that, but if you’re not comfortable with the idea I’ll make him help.” Makoto replied quietly, and Daichi glanced at Ryota. Ryota frowned a little, but nodded at him, like he’d suggested something.

“We’ll help.” Ryota replied, and Daichi nodded his agreement, offering a little smile.

“We’re supposed to keep you from getting hurt.” Daichi murmured, and Makoto did his best to not think that was sweet, but Daichi flushed anyway, and Ryota seemed almost as embarrassed, ducking away to stare at the door to Shiro’s study.

“Have you been in there?” Makoto asked quietly, and Ryota shrugged, turning back with a frown turning his lips.

“Once or twice.” Ryota admitted slowly, and Makoto stood up, wandering closer. Ryota watched him without suspicion, and Makoto simply draped an arm over Ryota’s shoulders, hoping to give a little comfort. Daichi smiled brightly, moving to Makoto’s other side and draping Makoto’s other arm around him.

Makoto laughed lightly, wondering how he’d managed that first week here without the twins. Daichi burrowed closer, his arm snaking around behind Makoto to touch Ryota’s back lightly.

“Why do you have to do it?” Ryota asked after a minute, and Makoto frowned a little, not sure they’d like the answer.

“Shiro’s a blood relative.” Makoto murmured. “A brother of mine.”

“A brother?” Daichi asked, and Ryota nodded, like Makoto was confirming something he knew.

“I have four.” Makoto smiled. He liked his siblings most of the time. “And four sisters.”

“Really?” Ryota blurted, pulling away a little to stare at him in surprise. “That’s a lot.”

“Those are the living ones. I have two dead brothers too, one who died in a drunken brawl, and Shiro. A sister of mine also died when she was young, of the red fever.” Makoto elaborated.

“What do you do with all of them?” Daichi asked, wonderingly, and Makoto laughed again. Daichi made a face, pinching his side. “Where are they all then? Did Shiro run them off?”

“No.” Makoto sighed. “Fuhiro assigned him here. Shiro was… he wasn’t as open about his hobbies and plans as he was within the last few months. There was always something off about him, but Fuhiro couldn’t assign anyone else here – our other brothers were too young, and I’m not mage-capable.”

“Fuhiro’s a brother?” Ryota asked, and Makoto’s eyebrows rose.

“Yes. And the king.” Makoto smothered a smile as Daichi tensed in surprise. Ryota ducked away, frowning at him.

“You’re royalty?” Daichi asked with a small voice, and Makoto nodded, shrugging a little as Daichi detached himself as well.

“Just a little. I have two sisters between me and the throne, though.” Makoto reassured. “And unless something catastrophic happens, I won’t be getting anywhere near the throne, since Fuhiro’s got a good half-dozen children already. I think his wife is pregnant again, too.”

“Good.” Daichi murmured, startling when another polite knock on the door sounded.

“Come in.” Makoto called out, and the young page opened the door, balancing two platters carefully. Another page, a young man with the same curly brown hair, followed her in, and they both dipped bows before hesitating, a lack of presentable surface for setting the platters they carried down on.

“Just put it on the desk.” Makoto directed, and they moved to obey quietly, carefully setting down the porcelain plates on the mostly cleaned-off desk. They dipped bows and Makoto smiled, ignoring the impending task of cleaning Shiro’s room as they left.

“Why did you get sent here?” Daichi asked, his tone trying to be casual, but he wasn’t managing it as well as he normally did as he wandered closer to the desk where the food was.

“Because I’m most suited.” Makoto shrugged, picking up a sandwich. “Much though I lament it, I’m not… terrible at politics, especially the delicate kind that’s needed here. And most of my siblings are mage-capable, which Fuhiro decided was a bad idea after Shiro.”

“But you can still break Shiro’s spells?” Ryota frowned, staring thoughtfully at Makoto. “How?”

“He’s my brother.” Makoto smiled, and Daichi’s eyes widened and he clapped a hand over his mouth to keep from spitting out his sandwich. Makoto laughed and took a bite of his sandwich, waiting for Daichi to swallow and spill what he’d heard from Makoto’s thoughts.

Ryota stared at Daichi for a long minute before taking a sandwich for himself, turning to pull one of the comfortable visitor’s chairs close. Daichi coughed a few times, making a face at Makoto.

“You don’t look much like Shiro.” Daichi accused, coughing again. Makoto shrugged, moving to pour Daichi a drink. Daichi accepted it, making another face as he coughed.

“We’re not identical.” Makoto shrugged, taking another bite of his sandwich. Ryota ignored them both, thoughtful as he worked on clearing his food.

“Good.” Daichi proclaimed, clearing his throat before attempting another bite of his sandwich. “Because then you wouldn’t make the best choice to be sent here.”

Makoto laughed, amused. “Yes, I can imagine that would have everyone up in arms, not just Shiro’s supporters.”

“That’s not really funny.” Ryota muttered, and Daichi bit his lip to smother a smile.

“He doesn’t like the idea of everyone hating you.” Daichi whispered, and Ryota rolled his eyes, but flushed a bit and stared at the floor instead of meeting Makoto’s eyes. Makoto smiled, ruffling Daichi’s hair.

“Don’t tease your brother.” Makoto chided softly, but his smile probably gave him away.

“That’s what brothers are for.” Daichi murmured, taking a few tiny steps closer and Makoto tucked an arm around him easily because that was probably what Daichi was looking for. Ryota glanced at them and smiled a little, and Makoto decided that he hadn’t completely screwed up with them (and Daichi pinched his side, grumbling something about his tendency to belittle himself).

“Stay there.” Makoto ordered softly, taking another step into the foul-smelling room. Ryota had no problem obeying, even as he watched the room warily. Hopefully the spells would think Makoto close enough to Shiro to not attack full out. Makoto stopped three steps inside the room, pausing in front of a rather nasty looking spell in the middle of a dark and stained rug.

Daichi was tense and worried right next to him, and Ryota wished he could comfort him, but he wasn’t any better. Makoto knelt down slowly, and ran his fingers through the intersecting lines, hissing as the negative, tainted energy snaked up his arm before dying out completely. The spell on the rug disappeared, and Makoto stood, shaking his fingers carefully.

“How many can you do?” Daichi asked, his voice quiet, and Ryota squeezed his fingers lightly, earning a solemn, wide-eyed look with pretty grey eyes.

“I don’t know.” Makoto admitted and made a bit of a face. “All of them, hopefully.”

“Don’t strain yourself.” Ryota told him flatly, hoping he wasn’t being as lovesick and worried as Daichi. Makoto nodded, taking the few steps back to the doorway even as Daichi eyed him knowingly. Ryota ignored him, watching as Makoto took down the doorway spell, doing his best to not show how much it burned as the energy tried to integrate into his system.

Makoto had a magical signature a lot like Shiro’s, which was why he could dispel Shiro’s spells. The problem with dispelling the energy was that it wanted to integrate back in with Shiro and Makoto wasn’t Shiro, so it hurt before it died out. Ryota frowned – he didn’t like this but it was important. If the energy sat there too long without Shiro around it would go haywire and cause a lot of harm.

Makoto dispelling the energy was easier than having other mages do it, and safer. If Daichi tried it, he’d probably end up setting off some of the spells and that would be far more dangerous than simply dispelling them.

“Ah –” Makoto hissed, and Daichi stepped forward, biting his lip.

“No.” Ryota tugged him back before he could step into the room. “Don’t.”

“But –” Daichi glanced back at him, and Ryota shook his head.

“You can’t.” Ryota muttered, and Daichi sighed, watching Makoto work his way around the room. He skipped over a chest set against the far wall, working his way along the bookcase. Ryota watched with growing concern as each dispelled spell’s energy snaked higher up Makoto’s arms, towards his chest.

Makoto didn’t pause though, and Ryota hoped the man knew his limits. Makoto paused in front of a bookcase practically radiating with bad energy and hesitated, tracing a hand over a few of the books before turning around to face them.

“Daichi, I need your help on this one – don’t come in.” Makoto frowned a little, glancing back at the bookcase. “Once I dismantle the spell, I need you to destroy the books. All of them, and if it’s simpler, just get rid of the entire bookcase.”

“Okay.” Daichi nodded, stepping away from Ryota with a sigh.

“Don’t hesitate.” Makoto ordered, and turned back to the bookcase. “Ready?”

“Yes.” Daichi twisted his hand free of Ryota’s, stepping up to the doorway. Ryota kept his eyes on Makoto, because this was one of the larger spells and would probably have a much bigger effect than any of the other ones.

Makoto took a deep breath, and ran his hands along the front frame of the bookcase, trailing down the sides. It took a moment – the spell hesitated for a long second before surging up along Makoto’s arms and across his chest. Makoto buckled, gasping and dropping to his knees with a wince.

Ryota flinched, and Daichi jerked forward in surprise but didn’t release his spell – but he’d stepped into Shiro’s office. Ryota stepped forward but froze because the books – books he’d seen Shiro use time and again, books of pain-giving enchantments and disfiguring spells and there was a reason Daichi needed to destroy them right away – the books ignored Makoto and shot their spells right for the intruder in the office – Daichi.

Daichi crumpled immediately, gasping out a soft cry as he hit the ground. Ryota flinched, stepping up to the doorway but not entering – the spells wouldn’t leave the room. Makoto stumbled to his feet, heading towards Daichi – probably he was going to attempt to dispel them, as well, but it wouldn’t work since Shiro hadn’t cast the spells. The spell on the bookcase had been in place to keep the books in check, and hadn’t been malevolent.

The spells should die if the books were destroyed though. Ryota took a deep breath, staring at Daichi for a moment. Daichi had to be unconscious for this to work – and he was, passed out because there was no way he could’ve taken the spells he had without passing out, and the hurt would linger, too.

“Don’t move him out.” Ryota snapped as Makoto knelt down by Daichi. “Just – wait a moment.”

“Okay.” Makoto accepted, carefully pulling Daichi’s arm from beneath his chest, where it had been trapped at an awkward angle. “What do you plan?”

Ryota ignored him, shutting his eyes and pulling. Daichi had a bit of energy stored up, and Ryota took as much as he could and threw it into the most destructive spell he knew – a fire spell – and turned it onto the bookcase.

It incinerated immediately, the books burning in seconds and before they could let off the last of their dangerous energy. Ryota took the shock without a word, stepping back one step as they flared to ash, and Daichi groaned softly.

“Okay.” Ryota managed, swaying a little as he tried to not pass out. Borrowing Daichi’s powers was always hard, but he couldn’t let go quite yet.

“I can bring him out?” Makoto asked, and Ryota nodded, backing up a little as Makoto scooped Daichi off the floor, not faltering even though he couldn’t be in the best shape either after the bookcase spell. Daichi didn’t wake – he wouldn’t for a bit, after that attack, and Ryota followed Makoto as he carried Daichi over the couch and set him down gently.

Kneeling down (faster than he’d meant to, and his knees cracked against the floor painfully), Ryota brushed the curls off Daichi’s forehead, and fed a bit of healing energy into him. Daichi’s breathing smoothed out, from the sharp, too-fast gasping he’d been doing, and Ryota sagged, feeling more than seeing Makoto sitting down next to him.

“Are you okay?” Makoto asked quietly, but he did everything quietly, carefully and with too much regard for everyone else.

“You’re not.” Ryota reached out and grabbed the front of Makoto’s shirt. “No more.”

“No more for today.” Makoto agreed, and Ryota met his eyes, finally tearing his gaze from Daichi.

“Good.” Ryota mumbled, letting Makoto gently push the hair off his forehead.

“How did you do that?” Makoto asked quietly and Ryota shrugged a little, directing his attention back to Daichi.

“It’s an emergency thing.” Ryota murmured because there was no reason to not tell Makoto since he did like the man. “I can borrow Daichi’s powers when he’s unconscious or asleep.”

“I’m glad.” Makoto offered a small smile, before slowly climbing to his feet and walking back over to shut the door to Shiro’s study. Ryota sighed, resting his head against Daichi’s arm, feeling more than a little drained. And they’d have to do more tomorrow, though hopefully Daichi wouldn’t do anything stupid again.

“Sit down.” Ryota ordered as Makoto came back over.

“No.” Makoto shook his head. “I don’t think he’s going to wake anytime soon. I’d rather move him someplace more comfortable.”

“Your room.” Ryota mumbled, forcing himself to his feet. Makoto laughed lightly, leaning down to scoop Daichi up again, and he really had a lot of strength for his slenderness.

“Did you borrow Daichi’s telepathy too?” Makoto asked, and Ryota flushed, moving to open the door ahead of Makoto and Daichi.

“No. Just, it’s comfortable.” Ryota offered, blinking up at the guard outside the door. The man glanced at them curiously, moving away from the wall.

“What happened?” He asked, and Makoto sighed softly.

“We were working on Shiro’s office.” Makoto offered as explanation. “There was an accident.”

“Do you need a physician?” Kei, Ryota thought this one was. Kei asked, and Makoto shook his head, stepping out into the hall and attempting to shut the door with his foot. Ryota sighed, slightly exasperated and moved to shut it for him.

“Just rest. We’re going to my rooms.” Makoto replied and Kei nodded, gesturing for Makoto to go first. Ryota followed close behind, watching the hallway as they went because it had only been a few weeks since Makoto had gotten here and there had still been threats against him from a few of the more hidden of Shiro’s loyal men.

Kei followed, a quiet presence, and Ryota wished Makoto’s rooms were closer because he was seriously at the end of his energy. Walking slowly helped his balance at least, and Makoto was walking slowly too, probably because of Daichi and the energy dispelling he’d done.

And they’d be doing this tomorrow too, and the next day likely, for Shiro’s bedroom. Ryota sighed – he wasn’t looking forward to that – Shiro had done most of his torturing in his sitting room, seemingly not minding that it was a room he spent a lot of time in even when he wasn’t torturing.

Shaking his head, Ryota flinched when Kei steadied him discretely, almost knocking himself over before he managed to get himself together enough to flash Kei a smile because the man was being helpful and most people here wouldn’t.

“Ryota, can you get the door?” Makoto asked, shifting Daichi a little. Daichi didn’t seem to mind, and Ryota moved quickly to get the door, holding it open for them both even as he gave the room a quick scan. Nothing turned up though, and Makoto didn’t hesitate as he crossed the room and set Daichi down in the center of the bed.

“Thank you, Kei. You can wait outside.” Makoto dismissed, and Kei nodded respectfully, one of the few mages who didn’t seem to have the knack of being informal around Makoto.

“Ryota.” Makoto drew his attention, and Ryota turned to look at him, startled into moving a little too fast. Losing his balance, he sat down heavily on the floor and gave up the pretense of being able to move properly.

“What?” Ryota asked, letting himself fall back to the floor and the soft rugs that covered it. Makoto’s soft footsteps approached and Ryota let his eyes slip closed because he was comfortable and too tired to do anything else.

And then there were warm, strong arms under him, lifting him up and Ryota might have let out a little startled noise but he didn’t fight Makoto, leaning into the warmth of Makoto’s arms. Makoto laughed a little, a nice sound, and carried him over to the bed to settle him next to Daichi.

“You too.” Ryota demanded, shifting closer to his twin as he opened his eyes to stare at Makoto suspiciously. Makoto nodded, carefully removing the knives from his boots and then removing his boots. Ryota winced because both he and Daichi were still wearing their new boots and that couldn’t be good for the bedspread.

Makoto took care of that though, moving to the foot of the bed and pulling off their boots for them, and Ryota smiled, relaxing again as Makoto stripped off his shirt and tossed it off to the side (because for some reason Makoto liked to sleep without his shirt on).

He managed to wait until Makoto slid in next to him, but Ryota fell asleep immediately after that, warm and exhausted but able to relax with Daichi and Makoto on either side of him.

*~*~*


Ryota woke up suddenly, startled into sitting up quickly. He was breathing too fast and he couldn’t remember anything at all from the dream he’d been having, only that it wasn’t pleasant and that he really would be better off not remembering.

Makoto stirred, his arm in Ryota’s lap, and Ryota flushed because it probably hadn’t been there until he’d sat up. Makoto stirred too, and Ryota winced, hoping he didn’t wake up Makoto again. It was bad enough he had these dreams, but worse when it affected Daichi and Makoto, too.

“Ryota?” Daichi asked, and Ryota sighed, glancing over at his twin with a frown.

“Are you okay?” Ryota asked, twisting a bit so he could set his hands on Daichi’s chest. Daichi squirmed, but Ryota flooded him with a heaping douse of healing energy anyway because he’d rather have wasted energy than have Daichi in pain.

“I’m okay.” Daichi murmured, pushing into a sitting position and pressing a soft kiss to his cheek. “Are you?”

“I borrowed from you again.” Ryota murmured, and Daichi shrugged, running his hands through Ryota’s hair soothingly. He smiled a bit, and Ryota raised an eyebrow, wondering what his brother was up to because that sly expression meant he was up to something.

“So suspicious.” Daichi murmured, shoving the bedclothes back and off of them, and Ryota wasn’t too surprised when Daichi shifted around, moving to straddle his lap. “You need to relax, Ryota.”

“Daichi –” Ryota protested a little, and Daichi reached out to run his hands through Ryota’s hair again, tugging him close enough for a proper kiss. Ryota sighed into it, but Daichi was insistent, kissing sweetly and slowly, and Ryota finally kissed back, hoping Makoto didn’t wake up yet because he wasn’t sure how the man would react to this yet.

“Mmm.” Daichi purred into his mouth, dipping his head and slipping his tongue into Ryota’s mouth, tasting and teasing and Ryota let out a soft noise, replying in kind as he ran his hands up the curve of Daichi’s back. Daichi drew back after a moment, grinning as he turned to Makoto.

“Like that?” Daichi inquired, and Ryota sighed, thumping his forehead against Daichi’s chest as his cheeks burned.

“Like that.” Makoto agreed, moving around beside them and a moment later gentle fingers were tilting his head away from Daichi’s chest. Ryota stared at Makoto uncertainly up until the moment Makoto’s lips pressed against his, and Daichi had probably planned this but Ryota didn’t care because Makoto could kiss, all hot lips and sneaky, teasing tongue and sharp little nips from his teeth.

Makoto pulled away with a little smile, and Ryota flushed, smacking Daichi, still perched on his lap. Makoto laughed a little, and leaned that way to kiss Daichi, giving Ryota an excellent view because they were both far too close. Ryota leaned back on his elbows, watching Daichi melt (probably much like he had but he wasn’t thinking about that) as Makoto kissed him. Daichi made a soft little noise that was sweet and sexy and Ryota wondered where Daichi planned to take this because he really couldn’t ever say no to anything Daichi planned.

Daichi was smiling brightly and out of breath when Makoto broke off, tracing a hand along Daichi’s cheek lightly.

“Minx.” Makoto accused softly, and Ryota shifted uncomfortably because Daichi was making his legs go numb.

“You wanted it.” Daichi replied shyly, and Ryota sat up again as Daichi climbed off him to sit next to Makoto. “Besides, I wanted to. And Ryota wanted to.”

Makoto glanced at Ryota with that smile still in place, and Ryota flushed, ducking his gaze away. He wasn’t going to deny it – he liked Makoto. Daichi giggled softly, and Ryota moved fast, surging up and knocking Daichi onto his back.

“I agree. Minx.” Ryota told Daichi solemnly before starting to tickle along Daichi’s ribs. Daichi dissolved into laughter, squirming as Makoto attacked his feet, bundling them under an arm and running his fingers along the bottom teasingly.

“No fair!” Daichi yelped, giggling madly, and Ryota laughed, stilling his fingers to lean down and steal a kiss. Daichi responded immediately, reaching up and dragging Ryota down when he tried to back off. Ryota lost his balance and toppled against Daichi’s chest, and Daichi kissed him again, soft and sweet.

He broke it off after a moment, bright-eyed and stifling giggles as he pushed Ryota away and sat up. Makoto shook his head, sighing but still smiling.

“You’re always going to be in my head, aren’t you?” Makoto asked rhetorically, and Ryota smothered a smile. Daichi was always in everyone’s heads.

“You get used to it.” Ryota offered, suffering Daichi’s not-at-all-discrete shove towards Makoto.

“Do you.” Makoto murmured, tugging him the rest of the distance to kiss him again. He kept it short and completely unsatisfying, but Ryota didn’t mind, shifting to sit close to Makoto because the closer the better, in his opinion. Daichi sat up quickly and squirmed in close on Makoto’s other side, smiling cheerfully.

“Yes.” Ryota replied simply, clasping Daichi’s hand when it was offered. Makoto wrapped an arm around them both and smiled softly down at them.

“Good.” Makoto declared and Daichi grinned, smothering a smile into Makoto’s chest, and Ryota could guess – getting used to it would mean they were around for a long while. Provided Daichi didn’t do anymore stupid things, like stepping into Shiro’s study before Makoto told him to.

Ryota smothered a smile as Daichi glared a little but the expression dropped away quickly, and Ryota shifted just a little closer to Makoto. Between Daichi and him, they’d keep Makoto safe – it was in their best interests after all. Daichi snickered, but Ryota kindly ignored him, deciding he wanted another kiss and moving to take it now that he could.

Ficbit: Sex Pollen

Alva frowned in concentration at the potion he was working on, adding the liquid crow's feet drop-by-drop. The potion turned blue after the third drop and Alva set the dropper back into the bottle of crow's feet, nearly tipping it over when Ithai shouted something from the back of the house. The words were too muffled to make out through three rooms, and Alva wasn't in the mood to deal with Ithai's nonsense, so he ignored it.

Scowling, he reached for the next ingredient for the anti-ageing potion. He really hated making the stupid stuff, but the women in this village apparently couldn't live without it. Something thumped heavily from the back room, but Alva ignored it again. Ithai was more experienced than he was, as he'd said fifty times this week, so he could deal with whatever screw-up he'd managed this time.

Picking up the small knife he'd set out earlier, Alva carefully sliced a boothleaf into thirds. Putting two of the thirds back into the boothleaf jar, he added the last third to the anti-ageing potion and corked it. Giving it a vigorous shake, he watched critically as it turned the final color—a pastel pink—and then set it aside.

He got to make twenty bottles of the stuff, too, which was improving his mood ever so much. The smell of the grassweed paste gave him a headache, which Ithai knew, but it never stopped him from ordering Alva to deal with it. In fact, it seemed like Ithai took real pleasure in making Alva deal with it.

Scowling, wishing for the hundredth time that week that there was another plant master within an hour's ride of here that he could work with, Alva picked up the next jar. The best part of this potion was that it had to be made one single batch at a time.

Something thumped in the doorway, and Alva turned, scowling, a sharp comment on his lips because Ithai usually left him alone when he was making a potion that could turn volatile at any stage. Ithai was leaning against the doorway, his eyes bright and feverish. He was flushed and Alva cursed.

"What were you working with?" Alva demanded, standing up to go fetch an antidote. Ithai was usually better about dealing with hazardous ingredients.

"Plants," Ithai said, which was completely unhelpful, since half of what they worked with was plant-based.

"So you want it to kill you," Alva said flatly, crossing his arms and glaring as Ithai smiled, slow and calculating and Alva seriously wanted to smack him. It was one thing when Ithai wouldn't tell him what he was working with just to piss him off, it was another altogether when Ithai wouldn't tell him after inhaling or ingesting or touching something that was obviously affecting him negatively.

"It won't kill me," Ithai all but purred, and there was seriously something wrong with him. "There's no antidote, Alva, don't bother."

"Then go wear it off elsewhere," Alva snapped, refusing to step back when Ithai started to cross the room. "I'm busy doing those stupid anti-ageing potions."

"Take a break," Ithai said, still doing that purring thing with his words. He punctuated it with a leer, and Alva stared. What the fuck had Ithai inhaled?

"No," Alva said after a moment, ignoring the way his heart started to beat more quickly when Ithai stepped into his personal space. "I actually take pride in my work, unlike some people." Alva gave Ithai a pointed glare.

"That hurt," Ithai pouted, pressing hand to his heart. He managed to hit Alva's crossed arms on his way up, as close as he was standing, and Alva resisted the urge to step back. "You'll have to make it better."

Before Alva could muster a retort, Ithai had crossed the remaining distance between them and kissed him hard, sure and confident and cocky and Alva nearly lost his head and went with it. Ithai was as good a kisser as he was at everything else—current mishap aside—and Alva didn't hate him always. Still, Ithai wouldn't kiss him normally, so it had to be a side effect of the plant.

Shoving, Alva moved quickly several steps away, wiping his lips and trying to banish the memory of the way Ithai had kissed him. Fuck, now how was he supposed to work with Ithai? Perhaps it would be better if Alva locked himself away until the effects of the plant wore off. Except, what if Ithai left and inflicted himself on a stranger, one who didn't understand that Ithai was under the effect of something?

"Alva," Ithai said, smiling slowly as he crossed the room. "You kissed me—"

"You kissed me, asshole," Alva snapped, moving to put some furniture between Ithai and himself. If it was a normal plant, the effect should wear off in 4-6 hours. Depending on the dose, of course, but Ithai wouldn't be stupid enough to expose himself to more than that, would he?

"You kissed back," Ithai replied, looking infuriatingly smug, and Alva wanted to hit him.

"Ithai, please go to your room," Alva said, trying to make it sound more like a request than an order.

"I like it when you say please," Ithai said, moving more quickly than Alva gave him credit for. He used the bench to step up to the table and over it, narrowly avoiding knocking over an open jar of frogwart, and Alva stupidly focused on that instead of the fact that Ithai was coming towards him, and then Ithai was kissing him again.

"Mmph—" Alva tried to protest, but this kiss was different, softer and more sure, and Alva really, really wanted to believe it, really wanted to believe that Ithai wanted to kiss him this way, but it was the plant, it had to be—Alva hiccupped out a gasp when his back hit the wall, and he hadn't even noticed Ithai was moving them. "Ithai—"

"Yes, sweetheart?" Ithai asked, trailing kisses along Alva's jaw and Alva bit back another gasp as Ithai's tongue traced over a particularly sensitive bit of skin.

"Stop it," Alva finally gathered himself to say, but it was weak and he knew it. Ithai grinned, kissing him again, and Alva groaned, wishing he was smarter, had the willpower to say no and really mean it.

"No," Ithai said, pushing Alva's shirt open—when had he unbuttoned it?—and Alva gave up, because this would keep Ithai occupied and away from any unsuspecting villagers, and it wasn't like he wanted to say no, though he would probably have to throw himself down a well later.

Ithai pushed his shirt off his shoulders and Alva squirmed, letting it fall to the floor. Ithai was kissing the crook of his neck and shoulder now, making shivers run down Alva's spine. Thankfully, Ithai didn't ever seem to get properly dressed—he was wearing a shirt that simply pulled over his head, and Alva just yanked on it until Ithai got fed up with the distraction and took it off himself. He immediately returned to touching and tasting Alva's skin, and Alva couldn't say he was disappointed with that.

Ithai really was as good at this as he was working with the plants, Alva thought as Ithai's fingers skimmed the waistband of his pants. Alva pushed into the touch, hooking his fingers in Ithai's pants and pulling him close. Ithai obediently pressed close, pushing their cocks together; he groaned into Alva's ear, and Alva pushed back, his eyes shutting at the sensation.

Ithai fumbled at the fastenings to Alva's pants, pulling away to push them out of the way, and before Alva could muster even half a protest—at what, he wasn't sure—Ithai's hand was wrapped firmly around his cock. Alva swore loudly, his grip on the fabric of Ithai's pants tightening.

"Say please," Ithai murmured softly in Alva's ear, then nipped the shell of Alva's ear, making him shiver.

"Fuck you," Alva said, then shoved his hand down Ithai's pants, not bothering to unfasten them. There was barely enough room for him to wrap his hand around Ithai's cock, and Ithai froze.

"Touché," Ithai said. Alva caught a brief smirk before he was being kissed again, and he forgot about everything but Ithai's lips and the hand slowly, slowly stroking his cock, teasing and Alva was going to kill him if he didn't—

Alva groaned, frustrated all over again when Ithai's hand disappeared. Ithai laughed, then pulled Alva's hand free—and for a single, brief moment, Alva panicked, because what if the drug had worn off and Ithai was back to his senses? Then Ithai removed his pants and crowded close again, his hand returning unerringly to Alva's cock, and Alva had the presence of mind to return the favor this time, stroking Ithai's cock in time with the rhythm Ithai was applying to his cock.

The pressure built slowly, steadily, and Alva couldn't even form words as Ithai continued to kiss him, stroke him, and Alva couldn't catch his breath as Ithai finally pulled him over the edge, murmuring something that Alva couldn't hear over the pounding of his heart. Alva managed to keep it together long enough to bring Ithai to climax, then he slumped heavily against the wall, tired and spent and Ithai just kissed him, like it was perfectly normal for them to have sex in the middle of the potion room.

Ithai grinned, like the cat who got the cream, and Alva resisted the urge to smack him. At least the sex seemed to have taken the edge off whatever reaction Ithai was having.

"Sit," Alva ordered, ducking out of Ithai's arms. "I'll get something to clean up—"

"We're just going to get dirty again," Ithai promised, drawing him back and pressing a kiss to Alva's neck.

"We'll get clean first," Alva said tartly, and Ithai laughed, but let him go. Alva could feel Ithai's eyes on his back as he headed towards the sink. Alva discreetly palmed a small bottle from one of the work tables as he passed it. Ithai didn't say a word, so hopefully he hadn't seen. Alva snagged a folded cloth from the clean pile and turned on the tap, liberally dousing the cloth with the bottle instead of sticking it under the tap.

Setting the bottle at the bottom of the sink, Alva shut off the water and headed back over to where Ithai was sitting, watching him both lazily and hungrily, which really was just like Ithai. Ithai smirked at him, leering again, and Alva scowled at him and then dropped the washcloth on his face.

It was a powerful sedative, so Ithai only had to laugh—which he did—to inhale some of it, and then he was falling asleep. Alva left him there, picking up the washcloth and returning to the sink with it. He dropped it in the bucket labeled "Dirty—Contaminated" and washed his hands thoroughly. Then he returned to where Ithai was slumped and dressed. He dropped Ithai's clothes in a pile and then fetched the pillow and blanket from the couch tucked in the back corner that Ithai occasionally camped out on when he was working on an intensive, multi-day potion.

There was no way in hell Alva was going to be able to move him, so he'd just have to suffer the hard floor. It served him right, Alva thought, scowling and trying to not feel stupid. He shouldn't have—but he had, so he had to deal with it. First, he needed to find out what Ithai had been working with.

Fetching a fresh cloth, Alva headed into the cottage, towards the plant processing room in the back. Tucking the cloth over his nose and mouth, Alva nudged open the ajar door. On the table below the window was a half-processed bundle of ashwagandha, confirming Alva's suspicions that Ithai's amorous behavior was plant-induced. Crossing the room, Alva shoved on the window until it opened. The fresh air would dilute the aroma coming off the herb to the point where it wouldn't affect anyone.

Ithai should have known that. He should have been working it outside, not inside. Scowling, Alva left the room, slamming the door behind him. Why had Ithai worked on the plant inside? What the fuck was he going to do when he woke up? What was Alva going to do?

He couldn't leave Ithai alone in case he had an adverse reaction to the sedative or the ashwagandha, though he probably should. He'd work on the stupid anti-ageing potions, then—that would give him proximity and an excuse for that proximity. When Ithai woke, he could figure out what to do next based on Ithai's reaction.

Decided, Alva returned to the potions room, pausing briefly to make sure that Ithai was still breathing—he was, and snoring softly, too—before returning to the work table and starting on the next potion. He worked steadily, keeping an ear out for Ithai's snores. He managed to get through all but a handful of the 20 bottles before he heard Ithai stirring.

Tensing, Alva didn't turn, just continued adding the crow's feet to the current bottle, drop by tedious drop. Ithai groaned behind him, and Alva scowled, hoping his head was killing him. Alva had a lovely headache from working with the grassweed, so it would only be fair for Ithai to also have a headache. The potion turned blue, and Alva set the dropper aside, pretending he wasn't paying attention to noises Ithai was making behind him.

Pulling out a fresh boothleaf, Alva focused on slicing it, tensing even more when the sounds behind him halted completely. Ithai swore softly, and that inexplicably made Alva feel better, even as it disappointed him, too. Obviously Ithai was upset—he liked to make Alva's life miserable, not… push him against walls and drive him crazy with his kisses and touches.

Adding the third of a boothleaf to the potion, Alva corked the bottle and shook it, frowning at it until it turned the proper shade of pink. Setting the finished potion aside with the other finished potions, Alva grabbed an empty bottle and prepared to start all over again.

"Here," Ithai said, setting a half-empty jar in front of him. He sat down on the bench next to Alva, and Alva tried to ignore his proximity.

"What is it?" Alva asked suspiciously, not sure Ithai would be above drugging him in recompense for Alva sedating him. He picked up the bottle, frowning at it. There was no label and the potion inside was clear, so it could be any number of things.

"A painkiller, mild," Ithai said. "Drink it."

Rolling his eyes at Ithai's bossy tone, Alva tossed it back. What was the worst that would happen? Ithai could be drugging him, but Alva didn't really care much right now. It left the bitter taste of ashroot in his mouth, so it probably was just a painkiller. Setting the bottle aside, Alva reached for the grassweed, planning to ignore Ithai for the moment. Maybe for a month or a year.

Ithai snatched the packet away, throwing it further down the table before Alva could reach it, and Alva turned to scowl at him.

"I have work to do—" Alva began, but Ithai reached out and put his hand over Alva's mouth, cutting him off.

"It can wait," Ithai said, and his voice was so serious and solemn that Alva didn't even protest, because Ithai never let him get away with that. "Alva…"

"What?" Alva snapped, scowling when Ithai said nothing more than his name. He couldn't interpret the look on Ithai's face, which annoyed him—Ithai was usually easy to read. Ithai said nothing, and Alva finally snapped, "Why the fuck were you working with ashwagandha inside?"

"Because I'm an idiot," Ithai said, not looking terribly pleased to be admitting that. "The merchant told me it was at half potency, and I didn't want to wait to get it cured, but it's supposed to rain today."

"You should have at least warned me," Alva said, trying to not be upset. It was an accident, was all. "You never tell me anything, and this is what happens! What if it had been bloodweed? You could have killed me."

"I'm not that stupid," Ithai said, rolling his eyes. Alva shoved up from the bench, unable to take it any longer.

"You were stupid enough to believe a merchant when he said the ashwagandha was half-strength!" Alva snapped. "Why wouldn't you do the same with something more dangerous?" Turning, Alva started to storm from the room, sick to death of dealing with Ithai today.

He barely made it to the doorway before Ithai caught up to him, and Alva did not want to be caught, but Ithai wasn't having that, and despite the brief scuffle, Alva found himself pinned against a wall for the second time that day.

"Will you stop—" Ithai started, looking utterly frustrated for a moment, and Alva took the opportunity to stomp on Ithai's foot. Ithai grunted, frustration replaced by pain, but his grip didn't falter. "Stop it, Alva."

"Fuck you," Alva said, but it was weak and he knew it. Ithai knew it too, to judge by the look on his face.

"Look, I'm sorry. I didn't mean—"

Alva scowled, shoving at Ithai again. "I don't care. Just don't let it happen again. Now let me go, I have work to do."

"No," Ithai said, staring at him, and Alva wondered what the hell Ithai was seeing that was making him look at Alva quite like that. "You don't mean that."

"What?" Alva demanded, debating the merits of kneeing Ithai in the dick. It would probably get him free, but it would also probably get him fired. "I don't mean what?"

"You care," Ithai said, and Alva stilled because it was true and because Ithai wasn't supposed to have figured that out. "I am sorry, Alva. I never meant to hurt you."

"It was an accident," Alva ground out, glaring because Ithai didn't apologize for anything normally. "I'll get over it, and you're not allowed to make me work with grassweed for a year."

Ithai frowned, staring at Alva for a long moment. Alva glared back, wondering Ithai was up to, and then Ithai kissed him.

Kissed him, like he hadn't done more earlier, under the influence of a potent drug. Alva froze, then stomped Ithai's foot hard, making him curse and pull away—but not release the grip he had on Alva's shoulders, pinning him to the wall.

"What the fuck?" Alva demanded, irate and not in the mood to be played with. He'd had enough of that today. "Damn it, Ithai, what—mmph—" Ithai kissed him again, quick and hard, effectively shutting him up. Ithai smiled, that damn smirk of his, and Alva scowled in return.

"Why didn't you sedate me to begin with?" Ithai asked, all but purring the words at Alva.

"The sedative was on the other side of the room," Alva said, struggling with Ithai again. He didn't want to have this conversation. "Why didn't you lock yourself in the plant room?"

"My mind was impaired," Ithai said blithely. "Yours wasn't."

"Fuck you," Alva snapped, and why the hell did he even bother? Of course Ithai was going to torment him about this too. Hitting Ithai's elbow, Alva broke half his hold and ducked away, managing to make it out of the potions room. Ithai was following him, Alva could hear him, but he didn't care. If he got to his bedroom quickly enough, he could get packed and leave, because there was no way he could stay here if Ithai was going to use this against him.

"Alva, wait," Ithai said, but Alva ignored him, taking the stairs to the second level of the house two at a time. He could go and stay with his cousin for a day or two before deciding where to move on. He could probably get a job anywhere—potion masters were usually overworked and liked having help.

"Alva, goddamn it," Ithai said, and that was all the warning he had before Ithai grabbed him again. A brief scuffle ensued, and Alva managed to trip over the corner of the runner rug in the upstairs hallway, crashing to the ground. Ithai landed on top of him, too tangled with Alva to free himself from the fall. His elbow landed squarely in Alva's stomach, knocking the wind from him painfully.

"Ow," Alva managed, struggling to breathe. Ithai winced, but didn't get off of him.

"Will you listen to me already?" Ithai demanded, but Alva couldn't even snap at him, just groan as he tried to get his diaphragm working again. "You shouldn't have given into me, but you did—ow, fuck—and if I had known that, I would have done something about it sooner."

Alva stilled, his fist ready to hit Ithai again. What?

"I was pretty sure you hated me, Alva," Ithai said, smiling. It was a sad little smile, nothing like his usual smirks or smug smiles, and Alva stared, baffled. "All you do is snap at me and curse me and call me names. You don't seem to like me in the least, so I wasn't going to say or do anything…"

"You're an idiot," Alva said weakly, finally managing a deep breath. "You're an asshole, and I don't… what?"

"I've wanted to fuck you in the potions room for months," Ithai said, grinning. Alva scowled half-heartedly when Ithai cupped his face, running his thumb over Alva's bottom lip. "Only, I was sure that attempting it would get me castrated."

"It would," Alva said, ignoring the way his heart was racing. That was only because of the race up the stairs and the scuffle. "There are delicate potions—"

"You should have sedated me to begin with," Ithai said, ignoring Alva's words. "But you didn't and you actually kissed me back and—"

"Oh, shut up," Alva said, grabbing a fistful of Ithai's shirt and pulling him down to Alva's level. Before Ithai could utter another word, Alva kissed him. Ithai returned the kiss, and god it was so much better being horizontal and under Ithai and they really should get to a bed—

"So that's a yes?" Ithai asked, stealing another kiss even as his fingers worked on the fastenings to Alva's shirt.

"A yes to what?" Alva demanded, ignoring the breathless quality to his voice. He batted Ithai's hands away, determined they'd make it to an actual bed this time.

"To me, fucking you, in the potions room," Ithai murmured, undeterred. His hands slipped under Alva's shirt, exploring every inch of skin they could, and Alva nearly forgot what he was thinking.

"Not unless you want to blow something up," Alva muttered, then shut Ithai up with another kiss. This was obviously a stupid idea. He was going to kill Ithai in a week, maybe a few days, and Ithai would be smug forever… but it was hard to find reasons to say no when Ithai was kissing him like he was the only thing in the world that deserved attention.

"I want to blow you up," Ithai muttered, then paused, flashing Alva a grin. "Not literally, of course."

Alva rolled his eyes and smacked Ithai's chest. "Get up. If we're doing this, I want a fucking bed."

"I'll give you a fucking bed," Ithai said, leering, and Alva downgraded the time before he killed Ithai to a number of hours. Ithai stood though, offering Alva a hand, and Alva didn't protest as Ithai dragged him down the hallway to his bedroom and proceeded to give him that fucking bed.



Special Certification

"No, you can't do that," Alva said testily. "Not unless you want it to swell up three times its size."

"But—" Corizal began, obviously not listening to a single word that Alva said.

"Don't listen to me, then," Alva said, shoving the bottled potion across the table towards Corizal. "But don't come running back to me asking me to fix it when it goes wrong for you."

Corizal didn't reply to that, just threw a few coins on the table and snatched up the potion. His expression spoke volumes—obviously he knew better than an apprentice to the town's plant master, never mind that Alva had been learning potions and plants for nearly four years. Corizal would be back, and Alva would charge him triple for the antidote to putting Green Spider paste in places it wasn't meant to go.

Scowling as the front door slammed, Alva stood, pushing back his chair and barely catching it before it toppled. Righting it with a jerk, Alva paused, hand on the back of the chair. Taking a deep breath, he tried to calm his temper. Ithai was due back today, and Alva still had a few delicate potions left to finish before he returned. Being angry while making them was a sure way to screw things up, and Ithai would never let him hear the end of it.

Alva scowled at that—Ithai was wonderful at criticizing him when he screwed things up, but he never ever gave Alva any credit for the numerous things he did right or any of the things he did fantastically. Letting go of the chair, Alva debated simply not doing the potions. Let Ithai take care of it, since he'd been so keen to go to the market and leave Alva with all of the work.

Except that would just give Ithai another excuse to prevent him from completing his apprenticeship. Not that Ithai needed another excuse. Ithai was wonderful at coming up with excuses. Alva's favorites were "because I said no" and the "is that weeping lily blooming" distraction while Ithai high-tailed it out of the house.

Alva was about to take himself off to another plant master to get his certification. The only thing stopping him was Ithai's threats to drag him back and tie him to his bed; Alva had ignored that threat once and regretted it. He wasn't yet fed up enough to risk it a second time. Storming into the workroom, Alva stopped in the doorway, pausing briefly to inhale the familiar smells of the plants and herbs that were drying in the rafters.

So maybe the real reason he wasn't taking off was because he liked it here, Alva grudgingly admitted to himself as he headed to his usual table. He started picking up the ingredients from the potion he'd made for Corizal, clearing off the space so he could begin on the last two potions. They were tricky, both because they were delicate and because timing was everything; both potions used the remnants of the ingredients from the other, so it was impossible to make one and not the other.

Alva methodically laid everything out that he'd need, setting up the ingredients and instruments in the order he'd need them. He was much calmer when he'd finished, and Alva double-checked everything before settling behind the work table and starting the long process of putting the two potions together.

He was nearly finished when Ithai showed, hovering in the doorway of the workroom but not entering it. Alva glanced up briefly, but then immediately returned his attention to the potions, not willing to screw them up simply because he hadn't seen Ithai in a week. Ithai was smart enough to leave him to it; he didn't even say hello before slipping away again.

Alva finished the potions as quickly as he could, labeling them clearly and putting away the leftover ingredients. He loitered for a few moments once he was done, but then decided he wasn't going to stall. Leaving the work room, Alva hesitated in the hallway, then headed for the front room. Ithai would either be there, updating the records with whatever he'd purchased at the market, or he'd be in the processing room, processing the plants to make them ready for potion making.

Ithai was in the front room, but he wasn't updating the records. He was staring out the front window, looking pensive, as though he had things to worry about. Alva resisted the urge to snort, just leaned against the doorway and waited for Ithai to notice him. It didn't take long; Ithai turned, apparently done with his brooding for the moment, and Alva decided he wasn't going to be nice this time.

"You get to either give me a good reason why I still don't have my certification, or I'm going to demonstrate how extensive my knowledge of poison powders is," Alva said, crossing his arms and glowering.

"I didn't have the paperwork," Ithai said, smiling as though Alva hadn't just threatened to poison him.

"You didn't have it, but you do now?" Alva asked suspiciously, not ready to buy it yet. He wouldn't buy it until Ithai had signed the papers in front of him.

"I do," Ithai said, smiling quick and… nervous? Alva stared at him, but Ithai was already moving towards the desk where he usually did the record-keeping. Alva pushed away from the doorway and followed him in, wondering if Ithai was playing an elaborate joke or if there was something he was missing here that was setting Ithai on edge.

"The papers have to be drawn up by a King's clerk," Ithai said, tapping the folder on top of the desk. "There's a bunch of places you have to sign, but once that's done, everything should be in order."

"Really?" Alva asked, excited despite himself. He'd been pestering Ithai about it for so long, he'd almost given up on Ithai ever actually doing it. It didn't really matter in the end, since nothing would change, but it would be nice to not have Ithai lording his apprentice status over his head for the rest of their relationship.

"Really," Ithai said, drawing the word out in a slow drawl. Alva smacked him absently across the chest and sat down heavily in the chair, flipping open the folder. Ithai stepped away, giving him some space to read, and Alva read through the first page quickly.

As Ithai had said, it was the official certification document for Alva, drawn up by a King's clerk. The certification was only a single page, however, and there were more documents in the folder. Signing the certification quickly, Alva flipped the page and read over the next page.

"What is this?" Alva demanded, turning in his chair. Ithai had prudently put distance between them, and also prudently had positioned himself near the front door.

"It's a document," Ithai said, and Alva really wanted to strangle him. "You don't have to sign that one, but I thought, now that you have your certification, you might need a reason to stay around."

"I might need a reason to stick around?" Alva repeated, standing up and pushing the chair back violently. It toppled to the floor, but Alva paid it no mind, more intent on throttling Ithai. "Is that why you stalled so long on my certification? Because you think I need a professional reason to stick around?"

"No," Ithai said, when clearly he meant yes, and Alva was seriously going to throttle him. Alva stalked across the room, and Ithai proved he wasn't completely stupid by not trying to evade. "The paperwork for both your certification and adding you to the business took a while to prepare."

"You're an idiot," Alva said, thumping Ithai's chest. Ithai grabbed his arm, pulling him close, but Alva turned his head so Ithai's lips only met his cheek. "You're not getting off that easily. Why the hell didn't you just ask what I planned to do?"

"What did you plan to do?" Ithai asked, wrapping arm securely around Alva's waist. Alva could probably get free, if he wanted to… but he didn't really want to.

"Nothing," Alva said scathingly. He thumped Ithai's chest, but with only half the force he'd thumped him with earlier. "I like it here, despite your idiocy." Alva paused, then continued, despite the mocking he knew Ithai would give him for admitting it, "I like you, despite your idiocy."

"Good," Ithai said, grinning. He tried to kiss Alva again, but Alva turned his head again, grabbing the front of Ithai's shirt and yanking on it.

"Why are you really trying to give me half your business?" Alva demanded, not buying Ithai's excuse that he'd been trying to make Alva stay. Ithai was too egotistical to believe that Alva needed a reason other than him to stay.

"I told you—"

"You want to be poisoned?" Alva cut him off tartly. He ignored the way Ithai's hand, previously at the small of his back, was sliding down, as well as his own reaction and anticipation. Most of their fights did end in sex, but Alva refused to acknowledge that until he got what he wanted out of Ithai.

"Fine, fine," Ithai said, his free hand coming up to brush Alva's hair away from his eyes. It was a surprisingly gentle touch, and Alva stilled, waiting expectantly. "I didn't want anything between us. I wanted you to be my equal, in every way."

"That's absurd," Alva managed, ignoring that his voice was a little wobbly. "We'll never be equals. I'm much better at potion making than you are."

Ithai laughed, kissing him, and Alva let him this time, kissing back because Ithai might be an idiot, but he had his smart moments and Alva believed in rewarding them. It also helped that Ithai was good at kissing like he was good at potions; he was methodical and confident and just plain good at it, though Alva would never say that aloud because he'd never hear the end of it.

"You're still an idiot," Alva said when they broke for air, but Ithai just grinned like it was a compliment and kissed him again, brief and sure. He pulled away, tugging Alva's shirt up and over his head, and it was incredibly stupid to do this in the front room, where anyone could come in for this or that potion, but Alva could care less.

Alva yanked at Ithai's shirt, not trying to be gentle, and Ithai got the hint and quickly removed it, tossing it off to the side without a care for where it landed. Alva shivered, arching into Ithai's touch even as Ithai kissed him. Ithai's hands traced down Alva's chest, paying scant attention to his nipples before dipping lower, down over Alva's sides and curving over his hips. Alva returned the favor as best he could, incredibly distracted by Ithai's touch, especially when Ithai's fingers dipped below the waist of Alva's pants, teasing slightly before pausing.

"I will kill you," Alva threatened, but ruined the threat by kissing Ithai again. Ithai obligingly moved his hands, one hand curving around Alva's right hip and the other cupping Alva through the front of his pants. Alva groaned, but it wasn't enough, and he nipped at Ithai's lower lip, shoving his own hand down the front of Ithai's loose travel pants and wrapping a hand firmly around Ithai's cock.

Ithai mumbled something incomprehensible, but he still had the wherewithal to fumble with the fastenings to Alva's pants, shoving at them until they fell enough to bare Alva's cock. Alva adjusted his own grip, trying but failing to get the maneuverability he needed to jerk Ithai off. Ithai pulled his hand away though, long enough to wriggle out of his own pants.

"Finally," Alva muttered, the word cutting off into another moan when Ithai simply grabbed his cock in reply. "Jerk."

"Yes, sir," Ithai said, flashing that smug grin that said he knew just how much Alva wanted him. He did as he was told, though Alva had meant it more as an insult than an instruction. Alva had no qualms though, as Ithai started a steady rhythm, his grip firm and sure. It took an embarrassingly small amount of time before Alva was shouting his release as he came in Ithai's hand.

Alva simply breathed for a moment, still reeling, and then he kissed Ithai, hard and quick before dropping to his knees. His pants were still bunched about his knees, but Alva ignored that slight awkwardness in favor of wrapping his hand around the base of Ithai's cock and taking the head in his mouth. Ithai groaned, his head tilting back as usual.

Thankfully for Alva's ego, it didn't take Ithai long to come either; a few bobs of Alva's head and Ithai's hand was tightening in his hair and the bitter, salty flavor of Ithai's release filled Alva's mouth. Alva turned and spat it out, making a brief face because he never could get used to the taste. Ithai laughed at him breathlessly, like usual, before pulling him up for a thorough kiss that made Alva forget all about the taste.

"Bed," Ithai said, even as Alva wriggled free of his pants. "That's not all you're getting, but I travelled too hard to fuck you on this floor."

"Yeah, yeah, old man," Alva grumbled, turning and leading the way deeper into the house. Ithai smacked his bare ass, and Alva glared over his shoulder but continued to move, more motivated to get to bed than he was to exact any punishment at the moment. It was strikingly normal, and Alva smiled, pleased because despite Ithai's idiocy about the matter, he wanted Alva there and he'd gone to great lengths to ensure that Alva knew it.


Ficbits: Quality Assurance

Eating Out


Quinn let himself into the apartment quietly, shutting the door slowly behind himself. To no avail, it seemed—there was a light on in the living room that hadn't been there when he'd left. Quinn dawdled for a minute, fussing with the chain on the door, depositing his key on the end table, and removing his shoes, before finally heading towards the living room.

Josh was sitting on the far end of the couch wrapped in a blanket. He looked two-thirds asleep as he watched some late-night infomercial on some brightly colored kitchen widget. Quinn felt guilty briefly, but it wasn't like he hadn't snuck out to eat a dozen times before when he was staying over at Josh's apartment.

Wandering into the living room, he hesitated, but finally just sat down next to Josh on the couch. Josh immediately shifted closer, draping the blanket halfway over Quinn's lap.

"Sorry if I woke you," Quinn said quietly, tugging at the blanket a bit to fully cover his lap—it was cold out.

"It's okay," Josh muttered, still watching the TV. "I never would have learned about this magic… magic kitchen thing."

Quinn snorted, but didn't bother to reply to that, just slid closer to press against Josh, who was much, much warmer than Quinn was. So he'd probably been here a while, and Quinn did feel guilty about that. If he hadn't gotten caught up at work… that stupid project could have waited until Monday and he could've eaten before heading over to Josh's for dinner.

"I want to buy six," Josh continued, wrapping an arm around Quinn's shoulders. He smelled good, Quinn noted as he moved into the space Josh had opened up for him. "Then I should never have to cook again."

"I don't think that's how it works," Quinn said, smiling despite himself.

"You only just got here, you don't know," Josh said, still sounding mostly asleep. "You don't always have to go out and eat, you know. I'm here."

"I know," Quinn said, even though he still didn't like to feed from Josh. As much as Josh said so, he never seemed completely okay with Quinn's vampire side. "It's not unlike eating food, you know. If I eat steak every time I'm hungry, I'm going to get sick of steak really quickly."

Josh laughed. "So I'm a steak?"

"The very best kind," Quinn said, feeling a little silly, but Josh grinned, looking pleased enough with that assessment that Quinn wasn't going to take it back.

"So you'll have me on special occasions?" Josh asked, and he looked uncertain again, and Quinn hated that.

"Not if you're uncomfortable with it," Quinn said, shrugging and looking away. He wasn't going to force it—Josh was the first boyfriend he'd had who actually knew, and he wasn't going to mess that up by feeding on Josh all the time.

"I am," Josh said, muting the TV mid-word. "Uncomfortable, that is. But I could be comfortable, I think, I just have to get a normal bite, I think."

"A normal bite?" Quinn repeated, trying to interpret what Josh had just said.

Josh sighed, making a face at the magic kitchen implement—available for just three easy payments of $19.99!—before saying, "You've bitten me before, once, remember? But it hurt afterwards, and I think that's most of my discomfort with it."

"Not the fact that I'm eating your blood?" Quinn asked, not bothering to phrase it delicately.

"You've eaten other bits of me," Josh pointed out, grinning wickedly. "That doesn't bother me."

"Okay," Quinn said, freeing a hand from under their shared blanket. He ran the pad of his thumb over the artery in Josh's neck, feeling the shiver that elicited. "Are you sure?"

"Mmhmm," Josh said, reaching up and grabbing Quinn's hand. "I wouldn't have brought it up if I weren't."

"I can bite you now," Quinn offered hesitantly, letting Josh tangle their fingers together. "I'm not… I don't need more blood yet, but I can bite and heal it, so you know what it feels like normally."

"Do it," Josh said firmly, with no hesitance. Quinn stared at him for a long moment, trying to gauge whether Josh really meant it… but he looked sure.

"Okay," Quinn said finally, wiggling free of their blanket nest. Josh frowned at him in confusion, but Quinn didn't give him a chance to ask questions but moved to straddle Josh's lap. "You can tell me to stop at any point."

"Not when you're fangs deep in my neck," Josh pointed out, and Quinn smiled briefly, ducking his head and kissing Josh slowly. Josh kissed back, wrapping his arms easily around Quinn to steady his perch on Josh's lap. It was heady and potent and Josh tasted like sleep and Chinese food, which meant he'd had a snack while waiting up for Quinn.

Breaking the kiss, Quinn pressed a kiss to Josh's jaw, trying to ignore the hint of tension in the way Josh held himself and the way his breath hitched when Quinn pressed his lips against the curve where Josh's jaw met his neck.

"Say no," Quinn breathed the words in Josh's ears, eliciting another shiver.

"Yes," Josh said, and Quinn caught the quirk of his lips before Josh thoroughly distracted him with an oh-so-casual caress of Quinn's thigh. "Please."

Quinn mumbled something that was meant to be words but sounded like a whole lot of gibberish, but obligingly bent and licked Josh's neck, biting down in the next second before Josh could fully register the first sensation. Josh stilled, still tense but the hand resting on Quinn's thigh was relaxed and light in touch, so Quinn didn't panic. He swallowed a mouthful of blood—and he hadn't really been kidding with Josh earlier; his blood was like a fine cut of meat, despite the junk food Josh ate on a regular basis—and then pulled away, sealing the bite in the next second.

"That's it?" Josh asked as Quinn straightened, licking his lips.

"That's it," Quinn said, trying to make himself focus—something that was difficult with Josh's hand creeping up his thigh. "You okay?"

"Mmm, definitely," Josh said, grinning crookedly. "So you'll eat at my steakhouse, now?"

"I already did," Quinn said, moving his hands so that Josh would have no misconceptions as to what he meant.

Josh groaned, then grinned wickedly. "So how about some dessert?"

Ficbit: Undercover


Talid glowered at the half-full tavern, muttering a few obscenities as he levered himself up onto the less-than-clean bar. He hated this part of his job, especially when the "customers" couldn't bother to clean up their establishments, at least to the point where he didn't stick to whatever surface he ended up standing on.

It was really obnoxious that spell circles worked best out of reach and that most people knew that, since more often than not that meant he had to stand on something or contort himself in unnatural ways to mark the circle against whatever surface he was applying it to.

In this case, he was ostensibly spelling the ramshackle tavern to be better insulated against the winter winds. It was an extensive and therefore expensive spell. Talid was doing it for cheap, but the woman who owned the bar shouldn't have been able to afford it, even done cheap.

Skirting a few abandoned, mostly-empty wooden cups that should probably be burned rather than used again, Talid approached the wall the bar butted up against. Loise—the tavern owner—was watching him, he knew, but Talid ignored her, focusing on the wall where he'd be working. Brushing away dirt and dust and who knew what else, Talid scowled because Loise hadn't even bothered to have the wall cleaned, and he'd told her where he'd be casting.

Not that it really mattered, Talid conceded, since he wasn't going to be actually casting the insulating spell, but it was the principle of the thing. Pulling out his chalk case, Talid popped it open and picked out one of the most worn pieces of chalk. It'd have to be thrown away after being used on this wall, and Talid wasn't going to waste a full, new piece of chalk on this dingy wall.

Brushing the wall down again, this time with his sleeve, Talid scowled but finally gave up on it getting any cleaner. He studied the wall for a moment before beginning to sketch out the circle slowly, dragging it out because he didn't know how long it would take before he got the signal to move.

The noise of the tavern patrons was a low murmur behind him, but he paid it as much attention as he did to sketching out the circle. This tavern had the worst reputation in the area, and he didn't want to get caught in a bar fight simply because he wasn't paying attention. That would just make everything more complicated.

He'd only barely gotten the circle drawn out when the caterwauling began. Talid scowled, making a note to kill Piate for suggesting that song in particular as the signal—it was a love song, stupid and soppy and overly dramatic, and Talid hated it for its prose as much as he did the unnecessary high notes. The wannabe bard hit one of those high notes, badly, and Talid pressed the stub of chalk too hard against the wall, snapping it in half.

That singing was probably most of the reason this place was half-empty at this time of night, Talid thought, and while it was a good thing the tavern was less crowded, he'd much prefer to keep his ears intact.

Talid scowled at the useless stub of chalk he held—too short to do anything with. Stooping to retrieve the other end of the chalk from where it had clattered against the bar, Talid brought himself face-to-face with Loise.

She was a handsome enough woman, not pretty, and she'd look much better if she smiled instead of squinting at everyone and everything suspiciously. She wasn't slender, but she wasn't stocky, but a nice middle ground that gave her some heft without much stoutness. She also, stupidly with the reputation her tavern had, wore more jewels than most of the nobles Talid had met in his lifetime.

Though perhaps it wasn't so stupid, considering that most of those jewels held complicated spells that only she could set off. She wasn't a mage and so the spells had to be expensive, since weaving a trigger into a spell with Civomic was incredibly tricky and more often than not made the spells unstable enough they could go off at any point, triggered or not.

"Having trouble?" She asked idly, never blinking as she stared up at him with narrowed eyes. She scooped up the broken bit of chalk, but made no move to return it.

"Your singer is terrible," Talid said flatly, deliberately dropping the stub of chalk he still held on her bar.

"He's got other talents," Loise said, smirking in a way that made Talid want a bath, moreso than the dingy surroundings of the tavern already did.

Glancing over to where the singer was sitting by the hearth, just wrapping up his song, Talid had to concede that he certainly looked pretty enough tonight to make up for his abysmal singing. The singer winked at them, but Talid just rolled his eyes, standing up and fishing out his chalk case for another piece of chalk.

"It's going to take a while," Talid said, trying and probably failing to keep his tone neutral. "Like I said last week, it would have been easier to do during the day, when you have fewer customers—"

"Just do it and stop bitching," Loise said shortly, collecting the other half of his broken chalk. "Else I'll cut your pay in half."

"Yeah, yeah," Talid muttered, picking out another piece of chalk and turning his back on her to face the wall again.

Loise wouldn't let anyone in during the day; not messengers, not early deliveries of tavern supplies, nothing. That was also when she shuttered all the windows in the place and kicked out everyone but the indentured servants, who legally couldn't speak out against her.

She was their forger, Talid was sure of it, even though he hadn't seen any concrete evidence to that effect. Piate had the evidence, thankfully, so they could finally wrap up this month-long affair and get back to their normal jobs.

Talid added a few more whirls and pretty symbols before deciding it was good enough. Stepping back slightly, Talid glared at the circle, pretending to inspect it for flaws. Loise didn't like mages; she didn't understand Civomic so the casting set her on edge, so she'd be watching him. Nodding after a moment, Talid tucked the chalk away, pleased when the caterwauling from across the room faded away, replaced by a barely-competent lute song.

Talid took a deep breath, forcing his gaze to remain on the spell circle, and then started to chant, speaking the Civomic words rapidly so that it would be harder to pick out the intent of the spell. He was pretty certain that Loise didn't know any Civomic, but he'd rather be safe than sorry in case she could pick out some of the spell words.

Finishing the spell quickly, Talid only barely managed to jump down from the bar instead of falling from it when Loise lunged at him.

"What did you do?" she shrieked, hitting a higher note than the terrible singer had hit earlier. Talid straightened up slowly, wincing as his knees ached in protest. He was getting too old for this.

"Cast a spell," Talid said shortly, because really was obvious, wasn't it? Most of the tavern's patrons were thankfully taking this as their cue to make a well-timed exit, which was good—he'd been half-afraid someone would try to start something.

Loise made a frustrated noise, looking quite like she wanted to scale the bar to get at him and strangle him. "Just who do you think you're dealing with?"

Talid rolled his eyes, because really, that was the best she could come up with? Pulling a neatly folded packet of papers from his pocket, sliding off the red ribbon wrapped around them. He unfolded the papers and thrust them in her direction, not getting any closer .

"Loise del'Armen, by the authority of the Crown, you are under arrest for the forging of a number of state documents, including treasury notes, shipping manifests, and King's orders," Talid intoned, staring straight at her as he spoke. She'd bold to try to attack him, as most of the perpetrators usually did, but it was a toss-up as to which. "I know exactly who I'm dealing with. Remove your jewelry and step around the counter."

The color fled from Loise's face, but she was still glaring at him with narrowed eyes—then in the next second she moved, throwing the closest thing to her—an abandoned cup of beer sitting on top of the bar.

Talid ducked, barely missing being hit by the flying cup, but getting liberally doused with the terrible beer. Loise took off, heading out the back. Talid ignored her—Piate had better be back there, doing his part of it—and plucked at the front of his sodden shirt. He smelled like a drunk now, and a cheap one at that. Lovely.

A moment later, Loise sullenly marched back through the door to the back, the bar's singer right behind her, smiling cheerfully.

"Lose something, Talid?" Piate asked, as though he hadn't been waiting out back of the tavern for her make a break for it.

"No," Talid said shortly, more pissed than he should be, but he was covered in cheap beer and it had been nearly a month since he'd been able to acknowledge he knew Piate at all. "Where are the guardsmen?"

"On their way," Piate said, still cheerful as he dragged a scowling Loise around the bar. Her clothes were streaked with dirt and she had a small cut on one cheek, and she didn't say a word, just scowled at Talid like it was all his fault she'd been caught. Talid ignored her easily. Thankful she was being quiet. He hated when the crooks they caught tried to threaten or bribe or wheedle their way to freedom.

"Let's take her outside, then," Talid said, scanning the room. Apparently the rest of Loise's patrons and servers had had the good sense to take off once he'd produced the papers for her arrest. "The Guardsmen can get whatever else they need later."

"Sure," Piate said easily, jostling Loise a little to get her moving. He'd shackled his hands behind her with the magical cuffs Talid had given him, so any magical charms she'd picked up on the way out of the tavern would be nulled until those came off.

Shutting the tavern door behind him, Talid chanted a lock spell for the entire building, then pulled out the notice for all but law enforcement to stay off the grounds and stuck it in place on the door. Shuffling through the arrest papers, Talid noted down the rest of the pertinent details—the lock code and that Loise might have active spells under the cuffs—before moving to join Loise and Piate on the dilapidated lawn in front of the tavern.

Piate was chatting easily to a handful of men dressed in the uniform of the city Guardsmen, and Talid joined them slowly, trying to sort the paperwork into some semblance of order as he went.

"Are any of you mages?" Talid demanded, breaking into the conversation without remorse. He was tired and smelly and really just wanted to wash his hands of this affair already.

"I am," one of the Guards said, and Talid thrust the papers at him.

"The place is spell-locked, but the code is in there. Watch her carefully; she likes to use charmed jewelry for spell casting," Talid rattled off. "If you need anything more from us, we'll be staying at The Golden Bear for the next two nights; after that contact the head office in the capital."

"Okay," the Guard said, looking startled at Talid's abruptness, but Talid really couldn't bring himself to care.

"Let's go, Piate," Talid said, walking away without looking back to see if Piate was following him. There really was no need to be so short with the Guardsmen, but he was covered in beer, his knees still ached from the jump from the counter, and he was tired of assignments that required he and Piate split up.

Piate caught up to him after half a block, but waited until they turned the corner away from the tavern before lacing his fingers with Talid's.

"You okay?" Piate asked. "She didn't get you with any of her spells, did she?"

"No," Talid said, sighing and forcing himself to calm down some. He didn't want to snap at Piate, not when they'd been working separately for almost a month. "She just hit me with a cup of her cheap-ass beer."

"Ah," Piate said knowingly, smiling sweetly at Talid. "We can hit the bathhouse as soon as we get back to the inn, get you all clean again, sweetie."

"Shut up," Talid said, rolling his eyes. Piate only used stupid pet names when he thought Talid was being a baby about something. "You'd want to bathe too if you got hit by that foul brew."

"Yes, but the bath wouldn't take me two hours," Piate said, then abruptly pulled Talid off the street and into the shadow of a nearby building.

"I fell asleep that time," Talid protested, scowling half-heartedly. He liked being clean, but he wasn't overzealous about it.

"Right," Piate said, obviously not meaning it. "I missed you."

"I didn't miss your singing," Talid muttered, going easily when Piate dragged him close in the shadow of the building. Piate laughed softly, but didn't reply, apparently more interested in kissing Talid.

Not that Talid could blame him—they'd both spent a month with a cold bed because of this stupid assignment, and Piate's kisses had never been finer. Grabbing a handful of Piate's shirt, Talid dragged him closer and kissed him like his life depended on it. Piate kissed back just as desperately and Talid groaned—he'd missed Piate, even if it had only been a month.

They were both breathless when Piate finally pulled away—not too far—and said, "We should get back to the inn."

"Why?" Talid muttered, stealing another kiss before making himself step back before he couldn't. They weren't exactly well-concealed here; anyone who walked down the street could see or hear them easily enough. "Hurry up, then."

Piate laughed, and he was even more handsome now, flushed with kiss-swollen lips. Talid smiled, finally feeling whole again, which was stupid and sappy, but he didn't much care at the moment.

"Stop smirking," Piate said, making a face as he dragged Talid from the alley. "It's unsettling. Did you still want to visit the bathhouse before we get to our room? I'm going to call you fussy if you do."

"I'm not fussy," Talid said, rolling his eyes but still smiling. "If you don't care that I smell like cheap, stale beer, then a bath can wait until later."

"I don't care, because I'm not fussy," Piate said, then added thoughtfully, "And I'm a lot more concerned with seeing you naked than I am with how you smell."

"I'm not sure if I should be flattered or offended by that," Talid said dryly, grabbing Piate's hand again as they started down the street again and walking closer to Piate than was really necessary.

"Flattered, definitely," Piate said, squeezing his hand and giving him a heated look. Talid shook his head, but he smiled again and picked up his pace, wondering how he'd managed at all in the last month without Piate there.

Ficbit: Making a Living

Caban scowled and hurled another paintbrush across the room. This one was laden with black paint and left an impressive amount of paint splatter on the floor and the wall against which it clattered. Turning to stare down his canvas, he finally threw up his hands and started to tidy up his paints.

Lady Obnoxious Pain-in-the-Ass the Third wanted a portrait of her that showed "her true self," which apparently meant thinner, prettier, and richer than she actually was. Caban snorted. She probably didn't own a single real diamond, let alone the excess of diamonds she wanted him to include in the portrait. Finishing capping his paints, Caban left his paint-streaked work room, grabbed a jacket, and then let himself out of his studio apartment.

Unfortunately, much though he'd love to tell Lady Obnoxious to go fuck herself, he needed the money and he needed the boost to his reputation. If he could do a portrait that pleased her, maybe some of her less-obnoxious, equally frivolous friends would contract his services.

Scowling, Caban stalked down the street, heading straight for the café closest his apartment. That was the only reason he frequented café, since it also had one of the most obnoxious servers on the face of the planet.

Pushing into the café, Caban was unsurprised to find it busy, despite it being three in the afternoon. Probably because of the other reason Caban frequented this café—they had the best coffee and pastries on the planet, too.

"Caban!" A bright voice greeted, and Caban turned, unsurprised that Phoenix was working. He was always working and always cheerful and always annoying.

"Hello, Phoenix," Caban said flatly, trying and probably failing, as he usually did, to not stare. Phoenix was perfect, as usual. His dark curls fell perfectly around his face, not a single stray hair frizzed out of place. His face was perfectly shaped, with cheekbones that Lady Obnoxious would kill for, his eyes a perfectly clear green, and his lips…

"You're here a bit late," Phoenix said, then brightened, perking up even more, if that was possible. "Oh, come with me."

"What—" Caban started, but then Phoenix grabbed his arm—no one grabbed him—and Caban was too startled to protest as Phoenix dragged him through the crowded café and into the back area. It was obviously mostly a storage space, and Caban scowled, confused. He hated being confused. Phoenix let go of his arm, moving over to a heavy desk pushed against the far wall. There were bags and bags of coffee stacked next to it, dwarfing it, and Caban rubbed his arm, trying to banish Phoenix's touch.

"What are you doing?" Caban asked, meaning to sound more annoyed, but he always meant to be more annoyed around Phoenix, but could never quite manage it.

"Looking for… ah-hah!" Phoenix turned back to him, beaming triumphantly and holding up a sheet of paper.

"What is it?" Caban asked, frowning as Phoenix walked back over to him.

"I was hoping…" Phoenix said, holding it out to him. It was a rough sketch, Caban saw as he absently took the paper from Phoenix. Of the café, though it looked nothing like what it did now. "I know you like to do murals, not work with those stuffy nobles in the East Quarter, and I have enough saved now that I can pay you properly for it."

"You want me to paint the café," Caban said flatly, frowning at the paper.

"If you want to, and I can pay you half up front," Phoenix said, earnestly. "Please, Caban?"

"Why me? There are better mural artists—Dale, I know you know him—" Caban began, trying to hand back the paper and wondering when the hell Phoenix had bought the café, because as far as Caban had known, it was owned by Krali, though he hadn't really seen her around in months.

"I want you to do it," Phoenix said, refusing to take the paper back. "You're always so upset when you come in, from dealing with those horrid customers of yours. I thought…I thought you might like to work on a project where you could actually do what you wanted."

Caban scoffed, stalking over to the desk and setting down the drawing, since Phoenix wouldn't take it back. "That's not a very good business strategy. And I highly doubt you wouldn't have opinions on what covers your walls, since you'd have to look at it every day."

"It's not… exactly a business decision," Phoenix said, smiling shyly. He scrubbed a hand through his perfect curls, disheveling them, but the look still somehow was perfect on him. "I want you around more. I want to talk to you more. I want you to be happier, more often."

"Oh," Caban said, startled. Phoenix… wanted him around? Liked him? "Why? I'm not a very nice person."

"You're interesting," Phoenix said, smiling more easily. "You don't have to be nice to be likeable, though I think you're nice in your own ways. You're never mean to the girls, and you always leave a nice tip for them, even when Lira spilled coffee in your lap."

"Yes, well, she was going to cry," Caban said, scowling. "I don't like it when people cry. It's annoying."

Phoenix grinned, moving across the back room to where Caban was standing. "So will you do it?"

"I have other work," Caban began, not as firm as he should be. Phoenix's project would be massive—it would take months and cost Phoenix a tidy sum—but it would also limit Caban's availability and opportunities for other work from the nobles, which was where the real money was. It would be a stupid idea to say yes.

"We can work around it," Phoenix said hopefully, and Caban wavered, because stupid though it was, it was Phoenix and it wasn't portrait painting of obnoxious lords and ladies. Phoenix hesitated, then stepped close, pressing a soft kiss to the corner of Caban's lips. "Please?"

"Fine," Caban said, ignoring the way his cheeks heated. "But I can't start for a few weeks and we'll have to discuss what you want me to do in detail at some point."

"Really?" Phoenix beamed again, and Caban rolled his eyes.

"Yes, really," Caban said, not quite as snappishly as he should have. But he didn't seem to do a lot of things as fully as he should around Caban. "When does the café close? We should meet to discuss what you want. Over dinner, maybe."

"That sounds good," Phoenix said, smiling in a way that was terrible for Caban's state of mind. "I should be done here by six or so, if you want to just meet me?"

"Okay, I'll see you then," Caban said. He hesitated, but then headed out of the back area. Phoenix walked him, and Caban just bet he was smiling that stupid, bright, perfect smile of his, but somehow it wasn't anywhere near as annoying as it usually was.



Ficbit: Jailbreak (Seeing is Believing)

This ficbit features characters from the short story Jailbreak, part of the short story collection Seeing is Believing.

Reid wandered through the hallways of the Collegiate's dormitory building, steadfastly ignoring everyone who gave him a strange look. He always got strange looks, be it because of his very prominent scar or the reputation that followed him everywhere. He wasn't a loose cannon, really, he just didn't like to bother with the bureaucratic nonsense the High Circle tried to make all their mages do.

He'd gotten better recently, though not on purpose. Being restricted to the Collegiate's campus had limited the shenanigans he could get into, and he was definitely distracted by Ty, much to the High Circle's relief. They were probably just glad they wouldn't have to face assigning him a partner or worse, sending him out on his own again.

Ty was a good distraction, too, except for when he wasn't. Like today—Ty was being a bad distraction. He'd woken up late for his tutoring session with the only fire mage on campus and left before Reid had done more than stir; then, he'd skipped out on their lunch plans, which, granted, were just to get a bite to eat at the cafeteria. Definitely not haute cuisine, but Ty didn't seem to care. He didn't seem upset about most anything here, which was nice. Reid had rescued former nobles before and they were nothing but whiny, entitled brats about everything from their accommodations to the food to the lack of servants waiting hand and foot on them.

Personally, Reid thought it would be better if most of them had stewed in jail for a year like Ty had. Ducking down the hallway that led to the room they shared, Reid forced his thoughts back on track. Ty had missed their lunch date. Ty wasn't with any of his professors—all two of them, since it was difficult to teach a fire mage without some knowledge of fire magic—and he wasn't in the little sitting room he normally studied in. Ergo, he had to be in their room.

Though why was a good question. The dormitory rooms were tiny and ill-lit; theirs was no better, for all the fact it was built to accommodate a couple. The bed was bigger and took up more space was all the difference between it and the regular dormitory rooms. Perhaps Ty was ill? Reid hoped not—Ty wasn't a terrible patient, but if Ty was sick, Reid would get sick, and Reid hated being sick.

Opening the door to the dorm room, Reid paused in the doorway. Ty was there all right, leaning against the wall by the window and staring outside blankly. He didn't look up when the door opened, though it squeaked terribly. Reid rolled his eyes, shutting the door loudly.

"You stood me up," Reid announced, watching Ty closely. Something was off here, but he couldn't put his finger on it. Ty was dressed normally, in the "uniform" the Collegiate provided—a simple dark blue pants and a pale, almost white shirt. The dull colors made the bright, rich red of his hair stand out even more, even if it got Ty more harassment over the color.

Though most of that had stopped after Reid's "warning" to the first punks who had tried to start something over it.

"Sorry," Ty said, his voice flat and tired. Reid snorted, crossing the room to where Ty stood. Ty still didn't turn and look at him, and Reid knew for a fact there was nothing interesting out that window—there was another dorm building twenty feet away. The view was abysmal—bricks and shuttered windows and nothing else.

"Are you brooding?" Reid asked, ducking around the foot of their bed to get in Ty's line of sight. Ty blinked, finally focusing on him, and Reid grinned. "You are. What's up, sunshine?"

"You're not funny," Ty said automatically, as he did whenever Reid called him that. It was a stupid play off Ty's stepfather's name; after they'd transported here, someone from the High Circle had been stupid enough to use "Cloud" as Ty's last name. Ty's pleasant reaction to that had earned him the stupid nickname.

"Yes, I am," Reid said, reaching out and tugging a bit of Ty's hair. Ty rolled his eyes, but didn't even crack a smile, so it was serious, whatever he was brooding about. "Why are you sulking in here?"

"I was under the impression that this was my room as well as yours," Ty said, scowling at Reid. "But if you prefer I sulk somewhere else, then fine—"

Reid rolled his eyes—Ty really was in a fine snit—and grabbed the front of Ty's shirt, pulling him close for a brief, bruising kiss. Ty resisted for a minute, but caved, kissing back with a desperation that was unlike him. So something was definitely up, Reid just had to figure out what.

It wouldn't be something stupid. Ty wasn't this het up when the High Circle moron had called him Cloud, and none of the teasing and flirting over his hair had gotten him worked up either. Ty was doing well in his studies, so it couldn't be that.

Reid broke for air, narrowing his eyes at Ty. "Why are you sulking, at all? Real answer, this time."

"I'm not sulking," Ty snapped, and that wasn't a real answer so Reid thumped him on the chest. Ty scowled, pushing away from Reid and storming over to the bed—a whole three steps. He sat down heavily on the edge of the bed, his scowl slipping into a pensive frown.

"Then what are you doing?" Reid asked, crossing his arms and not making any move to join him. If Ty wanted to play that way, Reid would play that way. For the moment, anyway.

"I—" Ty started, then sighed, running his hands through his hair and biting his lip. "Today is the third, right?"

"Right," Reid confirmed, dragging the word out to three syllables. "And?"

"It was… it was this day last year that my mother died," Ty said quietly.

"Mourning," Reid decided. "You could've just said."

"How? I didn't realize until earlier, and…" Ty shook his head. "I thought it had already passed, that I'd spent more than a year in prison."

"So you decided sulking about it was better than saying anything?" Reid said, finally moving to sit down next to Ty. Even if it would mean he'd probably get smacked for saying something stupid.

"I wasn't sulking," Ty said, but he sounded less annoyed about it. "I was just… my mother was all I had, you know? My father died when I was twelve, and she didn’t remarry until after I was grown up."

"You were close," Reid surmised, though he'd already figured that out. You didn't kill for someone you didn't care about, after all. "What do you want to do?"

"What?" Ty asked, looking baffled, and Reid suppressed a snicker. Now wasn't the time to be laughing at Ty.

"What do you want to do?" Reid asked again, smirking a little at Ty because he couldn't help it. "There are temples somewhere on campus, and I'm sure if I explained to a Circle member, they'd let me go into town with you to do something there."

"We were never big on religion," Ty said, shrugging. "Going to a temple now doesn't seem right."

"So what were you big on?" Reid asked, curiously. "We could do something like that, in her memory."

"Gardens," Ty said, after hesitating for a second. "She loved—there were these big parks in the city, full of well-tended gardens. We used to go for walks there once a week or so."

"There's a garden here," Reid said thoughtfully. "We could go later, when no one's around and just walk around. You can tell me all about what made your mother put up with you for so long."

Ty snorted, but he was smiling, which was an improvement. "Why later?"

"Because, one, it's going to be crowded this time of day, and two, you stood me up at lunch and I think you need to make it up to me," Reid said, grinning and hoping he wasn't pushing. Ty was usually good at telling him when to back off, though, and he never seemed to mind too much when Reid was a jerk, which was good because Reid wasn't sure he knew how to stop being one.

"Oh, that's supportive," Ty said, but he was still smiling, so he obviously wasn't upset at the suggestion.

"I try," Reid said, then added thoughtfully, "Besides, it'll keep you distracted for a while and make you feel better."

"I don't know, I think you might be overestimating your skills," Ty said thoughtfully, looking completely serious.

Reid snorted, amused and pleased because Ty was obviously feeling better if he was up to making cracks about their sex life.

"Yeah? All right, we can do something else, if you're that—" Reid started, feigning indifference, but Ty didn't even let him finish the sentence, pushing him flat on his back and kissing him again.

"You talk too much," Ty decided, and Reid rolled his eyes, sinking his hands into Ty's hair and pulling him back down for another deep kiss. Ty kissed back fiercely, much wilder than usual, but Reid wasn't averse to it; Ty obviously needed distraction, and Reid liked this form of distraction. Keeping a firm grip on Ty's hair, Reid reached down and groped Ty through the front of his pants, grinning when the move made Ty jerk back in surprise.

"Cheater," Ty muttered, and Reid took advantage of his distraction to roll them over so he was on top. Ty laughed breathlessly, amused as always that Reid did his damndest to always be on top. Ty reached up and pulled Reid back down by his collar, kissing him again as Reid worked on the buttons to his shirt. It took much too long to get Ty's shirt actually off, since Ty wasn't against cheating himself and Reid was constantly distracted by delicious kisses and teasing touches.

Ty was much sneakier than he was, too, since he always somehow managed to get Reid undressed more quickly and without Reid realizing it—Reid's shirt hit the floor while he was still fighting with the buttons on Ty's, and then Ty's hands against his chest were even more distracting than the kisses had been. It was a good thing Reid cheated, otherwise he'd always lose.

Leaving off on Ty's shirt—it was unbuttoned all the way down the front, giving him full access and that was good enough—Reid ducked away from Ty's next kiss and shifted down to focus exclusively on Ty's belt. Ty shifted, tangling his legs through Reid as he managed to kick off his boots, and Reid nearly fell face-first onto Ty, saving himself only through a quick brace of hands against the wrinkled covers.

"This won't work if you kill me first," Reid said, ducking his head and biting the soft skin of Ty's stomach, right above his pants.

"I could figure something out," Ty said, his voice even despite the hitch in his breathing as Reid hooked fingers below the waist of his pants and tugged.

"Ew, I didn't think you were into dead—" Reid started, shutting up when Ty shifted and rubbed his leg against Reid's crotch. Focusing again—Ty wasn't allowed to win, after all—Reid quickly, and with only a little fumbling, managed to unbuckle Ty's belt and unfasten his pants. Shoving a hand down the front, Reid grabbed Ty's cock, getting a startled, half-muffled noise in response.

"Reid," Ty said, his voice much less even now. Reid grinned, giving a few quick strokes that made Ty groan again, and then pulled his hand free.

"You want me to kill you," Ty said, not giving Reid time to reply before he sat up slightly to kiss Reid briefly. Reid snickered a little into the kiss, yelping when Ty roughly groped him mid-kiss. Pushing Ty back down on the bed, he hooked his fingers in Ty's pants and yanked, pulling them down to mid thigh and baring Ty's cock to the room.

"Hmm," Reid said thoughtfully, pausing to drink in the sight before him—Ty was flat on his back on the bed, shirt completely unbuttoned, pants almost to his knees, and cock all but standing at attention for Reid. Nice.

"Reid," Ty said again, a warning note to his voice this time. Reid grinned, then wrapped his hand around Ty's cock again. Ty shifted his hips up in response, and Reid complied with the unspoken request, jerking Ty off with slow, steady strokes that elicited some lovely noises. He waited until Ty was swearing with every other stroke before letting go, earning a murderous look as he stepped away from the bed.

Ty didn't protest though, just kicked off his pants and shrugged off his shirt as Reid rooted around in the rickety drawer of their bedside table for oil. It didn't take him long to find; the drawer was tiny and it wasn't like they never used it.

"Do something with this," Reid said, tossing the glass vial towards Ty. He grinned cheerfully at the look Ty gave him, pleased that his distraction was working so well.

"I could throw it at you, if you want," Ty said, watching him avidly as he stripped out of the rest of his clothes, letting them pile on the floor with complete disregard.

"That wouldn't be very nice," Reid said, tsking at Ty, who just rolled his eyes, apparently unimpressed.

"You wouldn't know nice if it hit you on the side of the head," Ty said, but he'd popped the top out of the vial so Reid was willing to let that go. He was nice all the time, though for some reason people didn't see it that way.

"Well, I know nice wouldn't be hitting me on the side of the head," Reid said thoughtfully, moving back over to where Ty was sprawled against the covers. Ty shook his head, but let Reid take the vial from him without any fuss.

"That's something," Ty muttered distractedly as Reid ran a hand up his thigh. He sat up suddenly, taking Reid by surprise, but Reid didn't protest the fierce kiss Ty gave him, just made sure to hold onto the vial as Ty stole his breath completely. Ty pulled him back down with him, and Reid couldn't help the groan that escaped when their cocks brushed against each other in the process.

"I'll show you something," Reid muttered against Ty's lips, shushing any reply Ty could've made with another wicked kiss. "Now hold still—"

"Still, like…" Ty said, shifting his hips against Reid's evilly. Reid shook his head, but just took another kiss before slapping Ty's hip lightly.

"Turn around," Reid ordered, shuffling back so Ty would have room to actually move. Ty laughed and moved slowly to turn around, probably in revenge for Reid's teasing. Reid waited impatiently, then put the oil to good use, stretching Ty thoroughly before finally coating his own sorely neglected cock in more oil.

He couldn't bring himself to tease like he usually did, just thrust in firmly, groaning softly at the sensation. Ty let out some muffled, strangled noise which meant good things on his end, but Reid paused anyway, unable to help it. "Okay?"

"Yes," Ty said vehemently, nodding in emphasis, and Reid knew it was obnoxious, but he couldn't, wouldn't let himself hurt Ty again, not when he knew damn well just how much it hurt to have energy ripped away. At least Ty never called him on it.

Gripping Ty's hips tightly, Reid moved slowly at first, then more quickly, building up to a fast, brutal rhythm. Ty met him halfway, faltering only when Reid reached around and grabbed his cock, stroking it in time to his thrusts. Ty groaned, then started muttering incomprehensibly into the covers on the bed. The words were lost, but the tone of need carried well enough, and Reid picked up his pace, his world narrowed down to his cock in Ty's ass and his hand on Ty's cock, and then everything reached a peak—and it was hard to tell which of them came first, Ty or himself, but Reid was going to call it his victory even if it wasn't.

"Ugh," Ty muttered as Reid pulled out, staying where he was for a moment before collapsing down to the bed to the left of the wet spot on the covers. The laundry women had to hate them, really.

"Ugh, really?" Reid said, and Ty sat up, wincing briefly.

"A five," Ty decided, and Reid scoffed, but didn't protest when Ty dragged him into a kiss.

"A five, really?" Reid asked when Ty let him up for air. Ty laughed, kissing him briefly again.

"Out of five, I don't think I can count to ten right now," Ty said, and that was better. Reid grinned, pushing Ty back down on the bed and then collapsing into place beside him.

"I suppose I'll put up with that," Reid said, shifting so he could curl up with Ty properly. Ty laughed, pinching him lightly. "I mean, five out of five is good, but I'm looking for six out of five or something."

"You'll just have to try harder," Ty said, pressing his sweaty head against Reid's shoulder.

"Well, I don't want to break you," Reid said, running a hand casually over Ty's side and enjoying the way Ty shivered at the touch. "It's so hard to train replacements, ow!"

"Shut up," Ty muttered, and in contrast to the sharp pinch he'd just given Reid he sounded half asleep.

"Fine, fine," Reid muttered, smiling despite himself. Ty was irreplaceable, really; he seemed to have an innate ability to tell when Reid was being flippant and when to take him seriously, whereas every other, brief, lover he'd ever taken had been offended by him within three minutes of sleeping together. "I guess I'll keep you."

"Good," Ty said sleepily. "Because I kind of like you."

"I kind of like you, too," Reid said, grinning. "Now go to sleep before you say something even more embarrassing."

"Saying I like you isn't embarrassing," Ty said quietly, sounding much less asleep. "It's the truth, and I don't much care who knows it."

"Awww, that's sweet," Reid said, knowing he sounded sarcastic but actually meaning it.

"Isn't it?" Ty muttered, sighing softly, his breath warming Reid's skin.

"I don't care who knows I like you, either," Reid said, poking Ty's shoulder. "Though I think they pretty much all know at this point. I wasn't exactly subtle when I told off that one punk for trying to steal your hair."

"I take it back, I don't like you," Ty said, shaking his head. He made no move to get up though, so he wasn't too upset. "What did you do to him? He wasn't bothering me. Though it does seem strange to me that there is no one with this hair color this far north."

"I just talked to him. At a loud volume. In the cafeteria," Reid said, shrugging and jostling Ty. "It was weeks ago, you know."

"I know," Ty said, sighing. "Don't do it again or something. I'm going to have to yell at you later for this."

"Yeah, yeah," Reid said, deciding he needed to "distract" Ty later, too. "Sleep now." Ty just nodded, shifting a little closer. Reid wouldn't sleep—sex always woke him right up—but he liked staying with Ty when he inevitably fell asleep afterwards. Ty sighed softly again, already three-fourths asleep, and Reid smiled stupidly, curling closer to his lover.